Sunday, 21 August 2011

A Panegyric on the Occasion of Lewis Ambler's Birthday



Lewis Ambler, a modification of patriotism, passion, art, ocean liners and great hotels.

Lewis Ambler is the supreme expression of live spontaneity, rhythmic movement, and creative transformational processes.

The fundamental temper of Lewis Ambler tends toward an existential ideal that can probably never be reached.

Lewis Ambler says, in perfect French, “Il n’y a pas de solution parce qu’il n’y a pas de problème”.

Chaos, time, and the natural world are all a function of Lewis Ambler.

Lewis Ambler, a stream of fire which coils round the earth.
Lewis Ambler is first and foremost an activity and not a theory.

Lewis Ambler is produced when an object moves or vibrates.

Lewis Ambler, the Wrath of Infinite Power.
Innovation and ritualism is pure Lewis Ambler.

Lewis Ambler declares, “Emptiness itself is an object, but how to integrate emptiness into everyday life?”

In Lyon in the spring of 1895, Lewis Ambler played a simple practical joke using water.

Lewis Ambler confounds a liberal paradigm of the cyclical decline and fall of empires.

Lewis Ambler, a geotectonic spectacle where light intensifies colour.
Lewis Ambler can be found in cataleptic magma.
Lewis Ambler, a flower in poetic language.
Lewis Ambler, the orthography of magma, the palaeology of stones.
Lewis Ambler, proof of extraterrestrial visitations.

Lewis Ambler’s days are marked by silence, the necessary climate for contemplation.
The physical dimensions of Lewis Ambler are very close to the dimensions of Apollo.

A small, bright asteroid passes within a few hundred yards of Lewis Ambler on Thursdays.

Lewis Ambler laments the condition of the world and from this lament emerges utopian thought.

If Lewis Ambler did not dream reality would collapse.

In so far as Lewis Ambler is also a kind of "window on eternity", he conveys the knowledge of a higher system of the world.

From 1963 to 1968, Lewis Ambler worked out a system of socio-historical totality and commented, “Change encourages the impulse to build".

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Art Dies in Lille

The Bloggist and his friend, Alfred Jarry, worry about the implications of the City of Lille's cultural policy.

Thursday, 30 December 2010

Ce n'est pas Georgette Berger


Mostly we are told that “René Magritte married Georgette Berger”, but maybe Georgette Berger married René Magritte?

Thursday, 9 December 2010

An Antephele rotted in my kitchen.

An Antephele rotted in my kitchen.
I said to him very nicely,
This is a ’Pataphysicians’ phenomenology,
You are a doctrine, a system, a theory;
Remove your malodorous being:
We have had an abundance of your presence.

Friday, 4 June 2010

Das Haus der Weltkultur


The Bloggist builds a site specific sculpture, a tripod, in a dry riverbed in Bavaria. He jokingly dedicates the completed structure to Paul Ludwig Troost and calls it “Das Haus der Weltkultur”.

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

The Temple of Pure Reason

Sixteen miles from Whittlebury Forest in Northamptonshire there is a famous Temple of Pure Reason, a place of veneration to all the surrounding communities and free-thinkers everywhere. Here there is a grove enclosed by a dense wood of lofty Oak and Ash trees, in the middle of which there is a bucolic pasture. On this pasture rare Red Poll cattle feed. These cattle are a source of great profit; a column of solid gold has been made from the money they generate and has been dedicated to Pure Reason. And so the Temple has become celebrated for its wealth as well as for its sanctity, and as generally happens in these famous spots, some miracles have also been attributed to it. For example, it is commonly reported that a Philosopher who spends two years, two months, and two days at the Temple of Pure Reason experiences Transcendental Idealism; meanwhile, a ’Pataphysician would see only red cows.

Monday, 12 April 2010

Remnant of a troglodyte civilization


Where the Morlocks took the Time Machine