Number
One, also called Les Lèvres Nues et Les Lapins
Take
a line, north to south, on a map. The line should be between 1.5 and
3 kilometers or between 2 and 4 miles long. Select the appropriate
roads so that the route adheres as far as possible to the line drawn.
Make a list of how often you have to turn left or right onto another
road to maintain a proximity to the north/south line, then rotate the
map by 90 degrees, but not the line. Go to where the line starts and
walk using the list of turns recorded when the map was in a
north/south alignment. After an hour and a half, stop and drink
coffee. Congratulations, you have completed a
dérive.
Number
Two, also called Je Suis Une Souris Brune.
Walk
to a bus stop. Take the first bus that arrives and stay on for four
stops. At the fourth stop leave the bus. Take the next bus that
arrives unless it is on the same route/has the same number as the bus
you’ve just dismounted from. Remain on this second bus for four
stops before dismounting at the fourth stop. Repeat this process ad
infinitum or for an hour and a half, whichever is shorter. It is permissible
to substitute two stops for four randomly. If the bus route you are
on is not intersected by other bus routes then dismount. After an
hour and a half, stop and drink coffee. Congratulations, you have
completed a dérive.
Number
Three, also called La
Taupe
Aveugle
Voit
Dans
L'Obscurité
Choose
a street that runs east/west or is close to that axis. Walk towards
the east. Take the first turn to the right and walk onwards until
there is another opportunity to take a right turn – take it.
Repeat. If, by taking a right turn you are in danger of completing a
circle, do not turn but walk on. Take the next left and then resume
taking right turns. If in doubt, turn left. After an hour and a half,
stop and drink coffee. Congratulations, you have completed a dérive.
Number
Four, also called La
Chauve-souris Connaît
le Chemin
Vers
le Fruit
Walk
in any direction along a road. Where there is a turning off the road
you are on speak to a passerby. Explain you are conducting a Dérive
and
ask which way you should go. Take the passerby’s advice, unless
they are rude or aggressive. In that case continue walking until the
next opportunity to take a turn. Speak to a passerby, explain you are
conducting a Dérive
and
ask which way you should go. Take the passerby’s advice, unless
they are rude or aggressive. In that case continue walking until
etc., etc., etc. After an hour and a half, stop and drink coffee.
Congratulations, you have completed a dérive.